Conversation Between Strangers

Scene:  Outside of a pub.  Nighttime.

*A woman is smoking a cigarette, standing on the curb by herself.  A man walks out of the pub and stands next two her*

*The man glances over at her and slightly leans in*

Man:  You know, smoking is bad for you (Woman turns her head while he is saying this and is still inhaling from her cigarette)

Woman: Really?

*The woman exhales smoke*

Woman: Well, Melanomas are a killer,  you should really get that thing on your neck checked out.

Man:  Oh (Touching the large mole on his neck)

Man:  I just saw this thing on TV that breast cancer can strike any woman at any time so it's best to get check ups.

Woman:  Well one of the things that guys overlook is their Prostate.  Are you getting to the bottom of that?

Man:  Why is that a offer?

*The Man and Woman look at each other and give a smile, then quickly look in the opposite directions*

Woman:  So!  What brings you out here in the middle of the night?

Man:  I just needed to get some fresh air before heading back inside.

Woman:  Well isn't that Ironic.

Man:  What is?

Woman:  Getting outside for some fresh air, and standing next to the only person who is smoking?

*They turn to look at each other again and smile*